Oh Yeah? The Jerkstore Called

in Entertainment (E)

[prMac.com] San Francisco, California - InfiniteTaco LLC today proudly presents one of the most creative and original games ever to hit the app store: "Ninja, Please!". "Ninja, Please!" is the only game that educates as well as entertains its players in the lost art of verbal warfare (aka: trash talking, talking smack, insult kung-fu). With its beautifully animated 2.5D graphics and simple but intuitive controls, this insanely addicting game is destined to be a cult classic.

The premise behind the game is simple: evil ninjas are attacking you and they want nothing more than to take you out - except nail you with a perfectly timed zinger *before* they take you out. Players have the option of fighting these evil ninjas with assorted guns, various magic spells, but the most fun method: The Insult. Imagine a ninja is about to attack you, how would you respond in the following scenario:

Evil Ninja: "I can't even begin to describe how disgusting you are"

A) You're stupid
B) I am rubber, you are glue
C) That's what you get for not finishing the sixth grade
D) You're even more disgusting

In "Ninja, Please!", choosing the right comeback may mean the difference between life and death. "Ninja, Please!" is described by the creator as "always good for a laugh, pick up and play fun". Everything from the cheesy soundtrack to the rude gestures from the ninjas when they attack scream indie hit. With its photo realistic gameplay, genuine 2.5D graphics, and unusual (read: insane) sense of humor, "Ninja, Please!" has been tagged by various game blogs such as SlidetoPlay as an "under the radar" title to watch.

Device Requirements:
* iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad
* Requires iPhone OS 3.0 (iPhone) and 3.2 (iPad) or later
* 21.0 MB (iPhone) 54.5 MB (iPad)

Pricing and Availability:
Currently half priced during its launch week (4/21 - 4/28), Ninja, Please! 2.0 is only $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Entertainment category. The game's creator is sick of eating Ramen noodles and living in his mom's basement, so he would love you to death if you just bought it ASAP.

Headquartered in San Francisco, California, InfiniteTaco is a software company founded in 2011 by Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year. Many weeks month(s) later, it's still in business. Copyright (C) 2011 InfiniteTaco LLC. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone, iPod and iPad are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries.


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