Who Needs Turkeys - Apple Approves of Gorillas for Thanksgiving

Sacramento, CA    Nov 26, 2009 in iPhone

[prMac.com] London, UK- Gorillas everywhere are up in arms after word got out that Apple approves of Gorilla Monkey Crunch for Thanksgiving. "I'm British!" said Günter, the highly persecuted Gorilla in mention. "We don't even celebrate Thanksgiving!". While the local Monkey delegation could not be reached, officials reported small primate riots breaking out all over America and angry monkeys throwing coconuts at anything that moved. Apple had no comment on the matter.

No one is sure exactly what the recipe for Gorilla Monkey Crunch actually is, but rumors abound that it can be found exclusively in the iTunes App Store games category. "I'm outraged," Günter continued. "This is not a game to me! I was simply minding my own business this morning, crossing the river on the way to the farmers market when BAM! I was whacked on the noggin by a flying banana!" Lawyers for the Great Ape were quick to photograph the resulting trauma and have implied litigation may be pending. Against who we do not know.

Feet on the street reporters managed to capture a video of the assault and quickly posted it to YouTube. Mountain Gorillas are an endangered species, and only an estimated 720 mountain gorillas remain in the world according to the African Wildlife Federation. Penalty for pelting one on the noggin with random fruit ranges from public humiliation to being forced to listen to a Jimmy Buffet cover band for five hours straight.

Device Requirements:
* iPhone or 2nd Generation iPod touch 2.2.1 or later

Pricing and Availability:
Gorilla Monkey Crunch 1.0 is only $0.99 (USD) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Games category.

Appnoose LTD is a new London based iPhone and iPod Touch software development company started by OD Hunte in 2009. OD Hunte is an Urban Producer/Writer/Remixer with many film TV and game placements. He has also written for Extreme Music/Sony ATV, Megatrax LA, PigFactory LA and KPMH Music House/ EMI in London. His first App, ITGO Interval Trainer GO has been featured as an Apple Staff Pick in 2009. Copyright (C) 2009 Appnoose LTD. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone and iPod are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries.

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