iHurt is not an RTS, it's not Starcraft 2 and we are very sorry for that
July 28, 2010 in Games
[prMac.com] Fuquay Varina, NC - Mad Monkey Militia today announces that "iHurt" is not an RTS, it's not Starcraft 2 and we are very sorry for that. What iHurt is... Is an exciting new cartoon style action game available now on the App Store for the iPhone and iPod touch. iHurt Lite is also Free, that other big game definitely isn't free.
Our game iHurt, and iHurt Lite is full of serious laughter, cartoon antics, ragdoll physics fun and plenty of old-fashioned Saturday Morning Cartoon-style HURT! The game takes place in a cartoon universe where your character's success is measured by how much 'Hurt' they can inflict on themselves in the name of physical slapstick cartoon comedy.
Cartoon characters don't worry about rising health care costs! Players can take a break from all their medical bill worries for a bit and vent their frustrations in "iHurt". Steer your character down Mt. Spinebreaker while hitting as many objects as possible in your quest to rack up the largest hospital bill in the history of the iHurt Championships! Simple pick up and play mechanics lets anyone have some quick fun.
"The Mad Monkey Militia crew really wanted to recreate the feeling of playing in a classic Looney Tune cartoon. We think we've achieved that and are anxious to expand our roster of characters, levels and game modes." says Randy Greenback. "It's also important to note that iHurt is a virtual simulation, a game, and should not be recreated at home in any way. The actions in the game are just what cartoon characters do for a living, they fall down and go boom. They are professionals in the world of slapstick, and also we really don't want to be sued by anyone."
* Cartoon-style gameplay, like the Saturday morning cartoons of yesteryear
* Extreme ragdoll physics
* Funny VO and character impact reactions
* Intuitive and adjustable tilt controls (Accelerometer)
* 6 iHurt Championship levels to play, future updates to add more
* Run your character into TNT and Beehives for scoring multipliers to bring the HURT
* 3 hilarious cartoon characters with more to come
* Full Agon Online Integration
* Compete to place on World-wide Online Leaderboards
* Unlock 57 Awards by completing iHurt Gamplay Challenges (Achievements)
* Brag about your high scores and game achievements on Facebook and Twitter
The Mad Monkey Militia crew promises updates to iHurt in the form of the following:
* More Characters
* More Levels
* More Game Types
* More Awards
* and of course More HURT
About AGON Online:
AGON Online is a complete social platform for iPhone games developed by Aptocore. Aptocore's background is high-end, multi-platform game technology development for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PSP and PC.
* iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad
* Requires iPhone OS 2.2.1 or later (iOS 3.0 Tested)
* 59.5 MB
Pricing and Availability:
iHurt 2.0 is $1.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Games category.
Mad Monkey Militia was founded by lifelong gamers who have worked in the games industry together at various studios throughout the last 13 years. Friends that are coming together with a shared belief that it is time for a revolution in game development. We are a company that remembers the fast, fun and simple games of our youth. Games that are easy to pick up and hard to put down. We enjoy creating our own original titles and are actively embracing digital distribution as a way of getting our games to the masses without all the hassles of boxed game publishing. Look for more multiplayer games and apps coming for all the iOS devices, that are not only fun, but are also great ways to socialize with your friends or strike up conversations with new ones. Copyright (C) 2010 Mad Monkey Militia. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone, iPod and iPad are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries.